An urgent fur situation

Cat Wants Attention

A crude drawing of a cat staring straight ahead, its huge eyes circled in red with red arrows pointing at them

He notices your hands are doing things without him.

Terms of Notice

The demand is simple, constant, and delivered from three inches away. He permits eye contact, chin pets, warm laps, and any task abandoned immediately on his behalf.

Ticker$LOOK, because every quieter signal was ignored.
Primary dutyWatch the cat until every other action seems rude.
Acceptable tributeOne idle hand under the chin; no simultaneous tasks.
Door policyOpen it at once; await a later, contradictory directive.
Response windowAct before the second accusatory blink becomes a complaint.
EscalationCloser stare, amplified silence, then full keyboard takeover.

All eyes on him✚Stop touching that keyboard✚Food bowl still acceptable✚Decision about door pending✚Lap access now requested✚Silence feels like accusation✚Blink count is suspicious✚Do look at the cat✚All eyes on him✚Stop touching that keyboard✚Food bowl still acceptable✚Decision about door pending✚Lap access now requested✚Silence feels like accusation✚Blink count is suspicious✚Do look at the cat✚

Cat Wants Attention

Stop scrolling. He knows.